After all the hoopla about this company's  name ...

* Here is a list of services that I’ve previously provided to some of the people that have requested not only my help, but also my expertise as the Solution Specialist. And yes, this list is growing each and every day ......

.... walk your dogs

.... pick up dog poop from the back yard

.... remove the old window tinting from your '79 Ford Ranchero

.... rotate your car's tires

.... find the tire with the "blem" in it

.... take down the Christmas lights from the house

.... be your "Human Potential Specialist"

.... conduct light surgery on your dog

.... do the voice-over for your next production or reading

.... visit and converse with your elderly parent at the nursing

       home where they now are living

…. bring you five gallons of gasoline now that you’ve run out

       & are stuck on the side of either Central Express,

       LBJ, or I-30

.... wash & wax your automobile

.... replace the propeller on your Chris Craft

.... take your car to have its' Texas State inspection done

.... fix the emission on your car so that it DOES pass

.... teach your child Portuguese

.... break the "Bad News" to him (or her) for you

.... teach your child "English", rather than "American"

.... teach your child to play the piano

.... teach you to surf the gnarly curls at Boicucango, SA

.... teach you to actually read music, not just play an instrument

.... put together those "some assembly required " gifts or items

      you just bought

.... assemble your new elliptical glider

.... remove the old carpeting from throughout your house

.... provide courier service for just about anything you've got

.... grocery shop for you

.... change out the fuel pump on your 2000 Olds Bravada 

.... show up at court on your behalf

.... post your bills for you because no one has ever taught you how

.... teach you to successfully operate an EBAY business

.... advise you of "The Law “

.... be the "official photographer" at you next function

.... replace the underwater light bulb in your pool or hot tub

.... pick up your medication for you at CVS

.... do your laundry & also put it up

.... clip your dog's toe nails

.... assemble an "entourage" for YOU during your next outting

.... determine if your home is secure enough for Dallas County

.... wash your dog ( no cats PLEASE )

.... drive you to your "Doctor's Appointment"

.... be your date for that up coming office party or special

     function        (ladies are $25.00 per hour)

                          (guys are $125.00 per hour)

.... pick up your child at his school when you can't

.... teach you to pass your "road test " the first time.

     GUARANTEED

.... teach you how to PROPERLY operate a motorcycle

.... teach you or your child to properly operate a manual stick car

.... take your child "kite flying " at Dalrock Park

.... flat'n his (or her) tires for you. Legally, of-course!

.... teach you about which wine goes with which meal AND why

.... drive you to that Jazzercise class you want to join

.... sit on the sidelines at your new Jazzercise class & shout out

     encouraging words to you

.... install an electric "Dog Fence" so Fido can no longer leave

.... apply new Petex to your down-hill skis

.... teach you to snow ski

     (head ski instuctor for Oshman's Sporting Goods in 1982 )

.... pack your luggage so that it passes TSA requirement. 

     GUARANTEED

.... draw up your itinerary and book your hotel

.... be your designated driver to events at the new

     "COWBOY'S Stadium" 

.... find you the best price on a flight to Caraguatatuba, Brasil

.... install a new plug, oil, air filter & blade on your lawn mower

.... fix your vacuum cleaner

.... teach you how to buy stock in electronic companies

.... give you a 25% discount on a room in a fantastic hotel on the

      island of Ilha Bela, off the coast of

      San Sebastiao, Brasil, S.A.

.... replace the burned out fuse in your microwave

.... pick up your new lawn mower at Home Depot

.... move you from one apartment to another

.... introduce you to the hiring manager of PetroBras Oil in

      South  America

.... teach & convince you as to why you should feed your "Congo"

      pellets verses strictly seeds

.... tend bar at your next party

.... TEACH ENGLISH TO YOUR MOTHER

.... teach your dog basic good behavior around the house

.... teach you how to party like it's 1999 . . . STILL

.... repo your car back from her

.... advise you on sex (if you ever decide to "change")

.... be your mystery shopper

.... teach you what it takes to become the Dallas Sidekick's

     official mascot. (one of the best full time jobs I've ever had)

.... clip your Amazon's wings & nails

.... pose nude for you at your next art class

       (some classes require that you bring your own model)

.... sell you my award winning chili recipe

.... be a judge at your next Chili Cook-Off (21 yrs. of experience)

.... change the oil & filter on your automobile while you're at work

.... teach you to whistle

.... remove the rear wheel from your motorcycle to fix the flat

.... sell you my world renowned recipe entitled

      "Butch Rene's Infamous Cajun popcorn ".   It's a family secret.

.... teach you to juggle tennis balls

.... teach you to juggle the bills

.... help you get onto "Survivor"

.... teach you to say "No " to your child, and later have them

      come back to you and THANK YOU FOR IT

.... show you which intersections in Dallas County are the best

      (and safest) for standing at while begging for money or a JOB

.... repair your bicycle, regardless of its' value

.... pop out that large dent on the side of your car

.... provide the name & number of a private music teacher with

      32 years of teaching experience in Garland, Texas

.... determine which kind of K9 is best for you and your family

.... hem your pants

.... compose an advertising campaign just for you or your company

.... convert your long pants to shorts

.... replace the battery in your watch

.... replace the battery in your car

.... replace the battery on your motorized wheel-chair

.... program your VCR (yes, I am that old )

.... balance your check book

.... provide a secret phone number to a great "Bookie "

.... teach you why you shouldn't "hot tub " if you're trying

     to get her pregnant

.... teach you proper etiquette while visiting a nudist camp

.... mow your lawn

… skim your pool

... de-grease your hot tub AFTER that "special " party

.... sell you my killer recipe for "Brasilian Red Beans & Rice "

.... trim your bangs

.... give you a basic haircut from the comfort of your home

.... explain to you why you should purchase the Smith & Wesson

     over the Glock

.... steam clean the carpets in your home or office

.... give you a military hair cut that even your Gunny will adore

.... set-up and help you conduct your next garage sale

.... deliver your car to its' new owner after you’ve sold it

.... sell those "special", no longer needed items of yours on Ebay

      for only a 35% commission

.... broker the sale of your car and legally finalize the deal

.... determine why your vehicle is not running properly

.... determine what your vehicle is truly worth

.... COLLECT ANY MONIES OR DEBTS YOU INSIST YOU ARE DUE

.... drive your car or motorcycle to that new home you

       purchased up there in Michigan

.... shave your dog and then bathe him

.... do your "exercising " for you

.... build you a new dog house

.... install or remove that ceiling fan

.... strip your "old" house of the things you want installed at

     your "new" house. Why let the bank get it all? RIGHT?

.... repair that water leak in the bathroom tub

.... replace you hot water heater

.... ORGANIZE YOUR GARAGE FOR YOU

      (perfect idea now that you've taken delivery of your new Mercedes Benz)

.... house-sit for you while you're in Key West, Florida 

.... clean out your "rental" house so that it's ready to re-lease

.... I will "step in " and be your "Daddy " if you are in need of one.

       (* please think about this one America)

.... pick up your car at the mechanic shop & actually verify

       that the job was done correctly

.... "give you away " at your upcoming wedding.

       (Since your Father now refuses to! ) 

.... teach you to diaper your new-born

.... take your old & no longer wanted dog to the A.S.P.C.A. for you

.... take your pet to the vet to be euthanized because

      " you just can't ".

.... take your dog to White Rock Lake Dog Park with me

      while I network with other dog lovers

.... show the house you are "trying to sell " but can't because

      you're ALREADY up there in Michigan 

.... sell your house

.... sell your kids

.... iron your laundry

.... be your courier for that special document or "D" sized draft

.... be your "Transporter", and NO I will not ask any questions

.... cater food & drinks for your next meeting or party

.... tell you what type of tree you should plant in your backyard

.... chauffeur you to DFW or DAL Airports

.... pick you up at DFW or DAL and return you safely home

.... use your car to take you to DFW & then pick you up at the

      airport so that your vehicle is left safely at your home

.... provide valet service during your next party or function

.... chauffeur you around whenever you need me to

.... shop for a special gift for her (or him)

.... tune-up your bicycle for Summer riding

.... install linoleum in your kitchen

.... plant new flowers out front of you home

.... caulk your bath tub

.... clean out your gutters so that they actually work properly

.... paint the new baby's bedroom

.... re-organize your garage & haul off what is not needed.

    Then bring you back a receipt for it so you can write it off on

    this years tax return. ( www.BECKYtheBOOKIE.com )

.... teach your Cockatoo not to bite or scream

.... transport your bird's large cage to the carwash for

       a decent high powered cleaning

.... operate the cameras for you and your husband should

       the both of you ever find yourselves in need of intimate

        photos that you would like to place on the Web

.... install fencing around your backyard

.... clean your pool or hot tub

.... take your kids to the Dallas Zoo

.... change your "flat tire" and repair the leak

.... render assistance with that pesky neighbor   (wink, wink)

.... drive out to get you when  you're too drunk to drive

       home safely & LEGALLY. Then I'll go back and safely

       retrieve  your car too. 

       (consider how much you will save here on just this one service alone)

.... provide permanent assistance with your neighbor's

       constantly barking dog    (wink, wink, wink)

.... patch the hole in the sheetrock just behind that door

.... install that new "doggie door"

.... install your new toilet

.... install that new faucet

.... install a new electrical wall outlet

.... put up those new Venetian blinds

.... assemble your daughters' NEW rocking horse

.... hang the new "OPEN" sign at your new business

.... swap out the old dead bolt for a better new one

.... transport your new mattress & box spring to your home

.... help moving the furniture around the house

.... install all new curtains & drapes

.... drive the chase vehicle at your next 5K 

        Mr. Scooter:

SOLUTION SPECIALIST.